My wife and I have been married for 2 years, we dated when we were in high school but went to different schools. She had a best friend that they had almost all classes together and spent a lot of time. After we got married and a year and a half into the marriage she confessed that she had sex with her best friend in the locker room I was upset that she didn't tell me this in the beginning and told her to tell me the truth about high school and what had happen. She told me her best friend and his friend took turns with her in the locker rooms. She told me every detail about what happen and thinking about it got me turned on so we agreed on meeting with her best friend from school to see if we can do something. We ended up going for dinner as we left his friend told us to go to a club after on his car and made me drive while he sat on the passanger and my wife on the back seat. My wife said the seat belt did not want to click on and her friend climbed to the back and sat next to her to help her and as I was driving I didn't pay attention to the back for a bit and when I saw to the back he had both her boobs out with one on his hand and other on his mouth. I saw my wifes face that she was enjoying it, I kept looking to the road for a bit and saw to the back once more and I couldn't see my wife anymore as I heard sucking sounds and for sure she was sucking his dick. They began to take off the clothes and saw my wife sit on top of him to ride him while I drove I got super hard as they were fucking on the back seat.

18 year old Bradley came to visit me again. Immediately upon realizing that we were alone he asked if I wanted to do something and of course I said yes. We started kissing heavily and I climbed onto his lap, grinding against his hard dick. His phone started to ring and I could see that it was his girlfriend. I asked if I should get off of him and he said no and put his finger to his mouth to tell me to be quiet. He tried to slow his breathing before he answered.

They talked for a few moments as i rubbed the head of his hard dick through his jeans. His breathing picking up pace again. She was demanding to know where he was but was cutting out, he hung up and told me to hurry that we had to make it fast. I slid down and pulled his dick out, licking and sucking on it for a minute. Then I pulled my pants off and climbed on top of him, sliding my soaking wet pussy down onto his big, thick cock. Oh my god it felt so good. I rode it for him really good and he watched my pussy going up and down on his dick with a smile on his face the whole time.

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum" he said. I fucked him harder. After a minute he grabbed my hips and lifted me up, his dick sliding out and cum shooting onto my ass and his leg. I kissed his neck then his cheek and sat beside him.

"Holy fuck." he said panting. "That was amazing. Fuck."

He cleaned himself up and pulled his pants back on.

"I'm going to wait outside so she does not come knocking." He said.

"Sounds good, see you later." I said.

"Later." He walked out the door and I could hear him on the phone telling her he thought she had hung up. A moment later she pulled in to get him. I am so turned on right now. He must not have pulled out quite on time because I can feel a little bit of his cum still coming out of my pussy into my panties. I need to cum so bad.

I am a 27 year old mother of two. I have long wavy brown hair, big green eyes, a pretty face and full lips. I am curvy with D cup tits,full hips, thick thighs and a round ass, slimmer waist but not thin.

I am currently in a very dysfunctional long term relationship with a drug addict named Jesse. Drugs are the most important thing in the world to him and what his life revolves around. He is constantly out chasing drugs, getting high, and probably cheating. He often goes months without showing any interest in having sex with me at all. As of right now, it has been a month and a half.

About a week ago an attractive, 18 year old high school senior named Bradley came by hoping to get some weed and Jesse left to go after it. As we sat alone at my kitchen table, making small talk to pass the time, Bradley gave me a sweet smile.

"I don't know if anyone tells you this enough, but you really are gorgeous." He said. I felt my cheeks burning almost instantly.

"Well thank you." I said, trying to hide how much that made me smile. "And no, nobody says shit like that to me Bradley!"

"That's a shame." He replied, almost gazing at me with that smile still on his face.

"I can tell Jesse does not treat you right." he told me, "Well, I think everyone can see that. Doesn't appreciate you or treat you fairly. You could do way better, I'm just saying."

"I know." I sighed. "He keeps promising things are going to change and they never do. I can't take much more of it."

"Well, if you ever need any help around the house or just need a real man to remind you how sexy you are, just give me a call."

"Oh yeah?" I said with a giggle.

"I'm serious. I find you very, very attractive. The last few times I have been over I have not been able to stop staring at you and I just watch this dude treat you like garbage. I don't know if you would ever consider doing anything behind Jesse's back, but if you would, I would be very interested."

My heart was beating out of my chest and my head was spinning trying to come up with a response. I knew it was wrong to even think about, but the fact that this was the first time ANYONE had shown interest in me in a long time I was a little thrown. Especially since the one showing interest was Bradley. Sensing that I was unsure what to say or do, he spoke again.

"You can yell at me and kick me out right now if you want to. I would totally get it."

"No, no, it's ok. I am actually really flattered! I am just a little shocked and don't know how to respond." I said.

"Right, I get it. So probably a no?" Bradley asked me.

"Now, I didn't say that." I laughed nervously, he smiled again. "Maybe. Its possible."

At that moment Jesse came back in the door, I quickly excused myself to go take a shower. I could not stop smiling thinking about Bradley's face and what he had said to me. I had just finished shaving when I heard a soft tap on the bathroom door. Before I had a chance to respond, Bradley slipped in to the room with me. My heart started racing furiously again. His sky blue eyes locked on mine, then ran the length of of my body. He bit his lip.

"What are you doing in here?!" I exclaimed.

"Jesse is gone again, I gave him my money and told him to pick me up a couple things. He will be gone a while." he assured me, slipping off his shoes.

"Nooo, I am not trying to get murdered today or watch you be murdered!"

"He is not going to know, trust me. It will be so worth it." He stepped closer.

"It may be possible at some other point, but this is definitely a terrible idea. He CANNOT find you in here with me!" I insisted. I put my hand against his chest and could feel his heart beating the hell out of his rib cage. His eyes and facial expression revealed the depth and desperation of his teenage desire.

"Seriously," I insisted firmly but playfully. "You have got to get out of here before he comes back here! Get your shoes on!" He let out a gentle, disappointed groan then grabbed a firm handful of my ass.

"My God." He said, staring at it in awe before hastily slipping his shoes on and exiting the bathroom. I shook my head in amazement, but again could not stop smiling. The kid had some balls, I definitely had to give him that.

Once I finished up and made it back downstairs, Jesse still had not gotten back. I was greeted by Bradley's blue eyes and smile again as he sat anxiously on the couch.

"See, we had plenty of time." He said.

"I am sure he will be back any minute now! That would not be the place you would want him to find you." I smiled back nervously and laughed.

"He won't be back that soon." He said, his eyes roaming up and down the curves of my body. I had changed into a thin black tank top and leggings that left little to the imagination. "God, you are so fucking sexy. Your ass is so thick..." he grabbed a handful again. "Mmmm Mmm. That is perfect."

"Bradley, I swear you are killing me! You don't know how long it has been since I have had sex. You are seriously tempting, but I really don't want him coming back and catching us!"

"I'm sorry. I just want to fuck you so bad." He said. He leaned back against the couch and grabbed his erection with his hand, revealing the outline of his massive dick. My heart jumped and my pussy throbbed at the same time, I let out a gasp. I was pleasantly surprised by the size.

"Wow..." I muttered. I glanced from his cock to his eyes, staring straight into mine, full of lust. I felt myself biting my lip. Fuck. I could not take it anymore. I reached over and grabbed his hard dick through his pants and he moaned quietly, which turned into light panting and delicious little grunts and moans of pleasure as I rubbed, squeezed and stroked it. He quickly reciprocated, caressing my dripping wet pussy through my thin cotton leggings. He flashed me a devious smile as I squirmed and moaned from his touch, still taking care of his cock with my hand of course.

"Let me show you something, can I see your hand?" I asked, and he offered it gladly. I slipped it beneath the waistband of my leggings, I was not wearing any panties and his fingers slid up and down my pussy so gently, toying with my clit a little.

"Do you feel how wet I am right now?" I asked, trembling with excitement now.

"Oh, baby. Yes I do." he replied before slipping his fingers out of my pants and sucking the wetness off each one by one. "Mmmmm. Tastes amazing." My pussy was steadily throbbing now.

"Get your ass in here!" I demanded playfully, taking his hand and escorting him to the bathroom for privacy. He pushed me against the wall and I grabbed the back of his neck, both of us leaning into each other and kissing passionately. He bit my bottom lip and grabbed my ass then began to kiss me tenderly again. My hand was working rubbing his dick the whole time.

I dropped to my knees and pulled it out of his pants. It was so long and so very thick. Possibly the biggest I had ever seen in person, hanging right in my face dripping precum. I moaned as I licked it off and wrapped my mouth around the head of it.

"MM oh my god! Yes!" He whispered, grabbing my hair and holding it as I licked and sucked on his beautiful cock like a cherry popsicle. With one hand I reached up and massaged his balls as I sucked on it and he moaned again a little louder. "Wow. You are so fucking good at that."

I sucked up and down on it a few times more, enjoying the feeling of it filling my mouth and letting him gently fuck my throat. It was making me even more soaked that I had been if that was possible.

"Okay, I am going to need you inside of me now!" I said, springing to my feet and bending over in front of him. He did not hesitate and plunged his big cock into my pussy, gasping as he did so, then giving a soft, long moan as he slid it in and out a few times. I leaned over further, touching my toes.

"Oh yeah, that is perfect." He said, giving my ass a little smack. He grabbed my hips and fucked me hard and steady for a few moments before suggesting I lay on the floor on my back. I did as he instructed. He pulled my pants off all the way and admired my pussy briefly with a smile before putting my legs over his shoulder and diving in again. He slid his cock deep into me really slowly, then began to thrust in and out fucking me steady and hard. He pulled down one side of my tank top, allowing my large, round tit to spring free. A look of pure joy and excitement spread across his face when he saw it and one hand quickly reached out and squeezed it then pinched and played with my pretty pink nipple as he fucked me. The look on his face remained, elated like a boy in a candy shop.

"You like that?" I asked breathlessly.

"Oh fuck yes..." he groaned. "i fucking love it."

I could feel his cock throbbing inside of me, his thickness filling me up entirely. So close to the edge, ready to explode. He let out several quiet moans and pulled out, coming all over my pussy and the bathroom floor. He collapsed onto his back, panting. His gorgeous, thick cock glistening with my juices.

I stood up and quickly reminded him of our time limit and we both began getting dressed. We sat at the kitchen as he told me that he was not expecting my pussy to be so very tight, that it was the wettest pussy he had ever had, and that I gave the best head ever, hands down.

"So, was this like a onetime spontaneous thing, or do you want it to be something that is ongoing when we get the chance?" He asked. I blushed again and smiled.

"It can be that, if you want it to." I replied. He smiled like an excited boy in a candy store once again and nodded his head.

"Thank you." He said. "I'm hooked already. That was amazing."

"No, thank you." I said, just as Jesse stepped through the door.

All week now I have been fantasizing about Bradley, looking forward to sucking his big dick and getting fucked again. I cannot fucking wait.

I am 35 and my whole life I have always been dating 2-3 girls at a time or had a stead girl until I got married a few years ago. After I got married I stopped fooling around with other women and was only fucking my wife.

In the past few months my wife has not been wanting to have sex very often and I have been horny as hell and jacking off to porn at least twice a day.

The other day I was at the gym and after my workout I went to take a shower as I usually do, but I noticed this guy in one of the showers as I walked by, he had the curtain open and was stroking his rather large hard cock.

As I walked past I couldn't help but look at him and it, he noticed me looking at it and pointed it at me and smiled.

I walked on past feeling embarrassed and weird at the same time. As I got into my shower stall and started washing up, all I could see in my minds eye was his big cock. I was thinking what the hell, I am not gay, I have never been attracted to men before. As I washed and thought, I realized that my cock was sticking straight out and hard as a rock.

I started to stroke it, and was thinking about that guys hard cock. I started wondering what it would feel like, and wondered if I sucked it, could I get it all the way down my throat...Then I snapped out of it and was thinking what the hell are you thinking about...YOU'RE NOT GAY.

Just as that thought came to my mind, my curtain opened up and it was him, standing there with his massive cock sticking straight out at me, he looked down at my cock and smiled real big and stepped into the shower stall with me and closed the curtain.

At first I was like what the hell, but before I could say or do anything, he turned around, dropped down on one knee and took my hard cock all the way into his mouth and throat in one motion.

I was in awww. I didn't know what to do, but I did know he was an expert cock sucker. It felt so good, better than any blow job I had ever had.

He worked on me for about 3-4 minutes and could tell I was about to cum. He stopped sucking me, stood up, and reached out for my hand and put it on his cock. I was still in shock, but for some reason I started stroking it. It felt really weird in my hand, but I liked it.

After a minute of so of me stroking him, he put his hand on the back of my neck and pulled me down to his cock. I was scared and didn't know if I wanted to suck him or not, but he helped me decide by pushing his cock toward my mouth, the head hit my closed lips, but they didn't stay closed. I opened up and he pushed his cock right into my mouth. He pushed it all the way to the back of my throat and I gagged. He stopped pushing and I started to stroke his cock with my hand and started bobbing up and down on his cock.

I started to think of how he was sucking me and started to do what he had done. After a few times trying to get his cock into my throat, it finally went down without me gagging. I just held it there and he started fucking my throat. It felt natural, I couldn't believe it.

His dick had to be at least 8 inches long. I kept working on him for at least 5 minutes and he started to moan. I started wondering if he was going to cum in my mouth. I couldn't believe what I was thinking. I was thinking that I really wanted to feel him shoot his load into my mouth.

He pushed me away and said he didn't want to cum yet. I was really wanting to taste his cum.

He had other ideas, he turned me around and pushed my back down so my ass was pointing out at him. He bent over and started licking and tonguing my ass. It was like bolts of lightening going through me ever time his tongue penetrated my ass.

I was thinking, holy shit, I have never done anything with a guy before and now I was about to get fucked by another man.

He worked on my ass with his tongue for a couple of minutes, then I felt him slide in a finger, it hurt a little, but good at the same time. It was long until he had two or three fingers pumping in and out of my ass.

Then he stood up behind me and I felt his cock rubbing up between my ass checks. And then it happened, I felt his hard cock pressing up against my virgin ass, he pushed and I felt his head pop past my sphincter. I moaned a little, he stopped and let me get used to my new best friend. He then started pushing a little at a time, then would pull back out and ease back in, after a little while of doing this I felt his bush hit my ass checks, then felt him pushing me forward. I knew at that time, his entire cock was all the way inside me. I couldn't believe it, it felt so wonderful. I was hooked.

He kept fucking me for at least 5 minutes and he started to speed his pace up and grabbed both of my shoulders and pushed himself as deep as he could get and started cumming. I could feel the warm wetness of his seed deep inside me. He just stayed there until his cock went limp and fell out of my ass, cum ran down the inside of my leg as he did this. I reached down and scooped up some of his cum and put in my mouth, it tasted so good.

I wanted more, so I turned around and took his softening cock into my mouth and started to suck him for all I was worth.

It didn't take me long and he was hard again. I deep throated him a few times and then stood back up and spun around while holing his hard cock and guided it back into my ass.

He slide in pretty easy this time, but it still felt great. He fucked me like this for a few minutes and pulled out of me. I was like where the hell you going with that I want more. But he wasn't leaving he sat down on the little bench that was in the shower and pulled me back onto his cock. I don't know why but it felt even better this time.

I started to ride him like a pro. As I was bouncing up and down on his cock sometimes when he would hit bottom I felt my cock twinge. It was hard as a rock anyway. After a few more ups and downs, I found the sweet spot in my ass. I pushed back all the way down on his cock and started to gyrate my hips, it was heaven and after just a few seconds of doing this I started cumming, he reached around and stroked me as I was cumming. And I heard him start to moan and knew he was about to cum. I stood up and turned around and took his cock into my mouth in one motion just as he started cumming. I took all of his load into my mouth and swallowed every drop. I continued to suck him until I had all of his cum and his dick was pretty limp.

He stood up and walked out without saying a word.

I am so pissed that I haven't been having gay sex since I was young. I could of had so much fun.

I posted yesterday about my mother in law giving me a great blow job and swallowing my load. Well today we fucked like crazy, I gave her 3 loads, one for each of her holes. It was a great day.

It started by her asking me into her room this morning when she heard me getting coffee. I went in, she was laying on her back on the bed completely naked with her legs spread wide and her big bush and pussy pointed right at me when I walked in.

She said, "Breakfast is served"

I didn't waste anytime, I went straight between her legs and started eating her pussy. It didn't take me very long to make her have her first orgasm.

As she was coming down from her orgasm, she was begging me to fill her up with my big cock. I did as she requested. She was really hot and wet from the tongue bath, but she was really, really tight. I had to ease it into her, she was squirming and panting the whole time as I entered her. When my balls hit her ass, she started to have another orgasm so I started to slowly fuck her with long strokes, pulling my cock out until just the head was left, then pushing it all the way back into her hot tight pussy. She had an intense orgasm.

She commented that I had the biggest cock that had ever been inside her, and she loved it. With that I laid on top of her and started kissing, sucking, and lightly nibbling on her nipples.

After about 8=9 minutes of this, she said she wanted me to fuck her from behind, so I pulled out and stood up, she flipped over and got on all fours and backed up right to my cock. I started sliding it over her pussy and up over her ass hole into her ass crack, I pushed her checks together trapping my cock in her crack and started a fucking motion, she loved this. After a couple of minutes of this, I wanted to feel that tight hot pussy again, so I slammed in home in one motion, this caused her to have another orgasm and this time I could feel her pussy tighten up around my dick with every wave of her orgasm, which caused me to start cumming.

I told her I was cumming, she said plant that cum as deep in me as you can. I did as I was told. With her juices and my cum she was very slippery and I was fucking in and out of her really fast.

She told me to put my thumb into her ass, this caught me off guard, but I used our juices to lube up my thumb and her ass, and eased it inside her. She started pushing back on my cock and thumb like she wanted more.

Due to me staying inside her pussy and her letting me enter her ass with my thumb, my cock didn't get soft, so I pulled it out of her pussy and slide it into her ass, her ass took all 8 inches with ease.

I got up on the bed on my feet and started fucking her ass like a mad man, it didn't take long and she was cumming again, this in turn made me start cumming again, she could feel my cock and knew I was cumin again, and said something like breed my ass with that big hard cock. I was in heaven, a woman that loved to be fucked in every hole.

When I pulled out of her ass, I laid down beside her on the bed, and she cuddled up to me and kissed me on the check and said told me how great that was, I agreed and told her that I could get used to this. She said there would be plenty more of fun to come, and said she was still hungry and reached down and started stroking my flaccid cock.

She then went down and started sucking it, it didn't take her no time with her skills to make my hard again! She sucked my cock for about 15 minutes before I started to cum, she took it all down her throat and kept sucking it until all the cum was out. Wow, what a woman.

This is the first time we fucked, I can't wait until Friday when I will be working from home again. I just hope my wife doesn't want to fuck tonight, I don't think I have any cum left!

My mother in law moved in with us last year when her brother, that she was living with, passed away. She is a little overweight but carries it well. She is 75, but looks 55. I had never really thought about having sex with her, especially because she is my wife's mother. But, for the past few weeks, she has been coming out of her room with sexy night clothes on when my wife is not here.

I didn't really think much of it until last night my wife had went to bed and my mother in law came out of her room with only a robe on and it was falling open in the front. She started asking me if I had to go into work or if I was working from home tomorrow. I told her that I was going to work from home. She smiled real big and said she would make me some lunch tomorrow. While she was talking, she was shifting back and forth and her robe opened up more with each shuffle. After a couple minutes of this, her robe was opened up far enough for me to see the inside of her big tits, almost all the way over to both nipples, I continued to look down her body and saw her bush.

I haven't had sex with a woman that has a bush since I was in high school, but her bush really turned me on.

I felt my cock starting to get hard. I was wearing workout shorts and no underwear, so my shorts start to rise. As we kept talking I looked up at her and her eyes were glued to my rising shorts. She reached up and pulled her robe all the way open showing me her beautiful breasts as she pulled it back closed and said sorry I didn't realize my robe was coming open. I don't know why but I said I didn't mind with a smile. She walked over by me on her way to her room and said I see your cock likes my body and leaned down and kissed me on the check and said see you in the morning.

I went to bed with my head spinning, I didn't know what to think. I didn't really sleep at all.

This morning when I went into the kitchen to get some coffee, my mother in law came out of her room with the same robe loosely draped over her with it not even tied up. The first thing she said was, is Dana (my wife) gone to work yet. I told her she was, she smiled and walked over to me with her robe open enough for me to see that bush and her tits too.

She got a cup of coffee and stood there and started telling me that she knew that Dana wasn't taking care of my needs and that she didn't want me to stray so she had decided to help me out if I was ok with it.

She then moved over to me and said I don't want you to answer that until she did one thing. With that she told me to sit up on the island in the kitchen, I did, she pulled my shorts down and started playing with my already hard cock and was telling me how lucky Dana was to have a husband with such a nice big hard cock to fuck.

She leaned down and started licking the head of my cock, it would jump every time her tongue touched it. Then in one motion she took all of my 8 inch cock into her mouth and down her throat. It was amazing, she didn't have her teeth in so there was no teeth scraping my cock and she was going to town deep throating me over and over again.

She was sucking my cock and was playing with and pinching her nipples.

Well it didn't take me long and I was about to cum. She was still going at it, I warned her that I was about to cum, this made her suck harder.

When I started cumming, she didn't miss a beat, she swallowed every drop, she continued lightly sucking until all the cum was out of me and in her.

She stood up and was using her fingers to make sure she got all the cum off of her lips and put it in her mouth.

She then asked if I was ok with me and her playing while Dana was at work.

I said I have no problem with that as long as Dana doesn't find out. She grabbed my cock with one hand and balls with the other and started to massage them and said I can keep a secret if you can....I can't wait until tomorrow....

This happened a couple months ago. I was at a party at one of my friends house. There were several people there drinking and having fun. We were playing cards and all were pretty drunk. There was only me, my friend (Joe), his wife Jamie and another couple still at the party. I was sitting at the end of the table, Joe was to my right and Jamie was to my left sitting across from her husband. I had always wanted to fuck her, but I didn't think she would fool around on her husband, so I never tried anything with her. Joe got up to get another round of beer, while he was gone I felt her hand on my knee and she quickly moved it over to my hard cock and started rubbing it. I reached over under the table to rub her pussy, I found her shorts already pulled over to the side with not panties and she was already rubbing her pussy, while she rubbed my cock through my shorts and was staring into my eyes. I pushed her hand aside and took over, her pussy was so HOTT and wet, I started fingering her and massaging her clit. The other couple saw what she was going on and announced that they needed to get home and left. We all saw them out, and went back to the table to finish the card game. We continued the card game for another 20-30 minutes the whole time me and Jamie was playing with each other when Joe wasn't looking. She even had my cock out stroking it and dropped a card on the floor and went under the table and deep throated me a couple times before she came back up. Joe was pretty drunk, drunk enough that he didn't notice what was going on, but not drunk enough to go to bed without her. When we finished the game he announced that it was time for them to go to bed and told me I could sleep on the couch. I laid there for a couple of hours wondering if she would sneak out so we could finish what we started, but fell asleep. I was awoken by a warm wet mouth taking my cock in and out, it felt so wonderful. I looked down and it was Jamie. She sucked me until I was hard and then stood up, she was wearing a robe that was tied up in the front, she took me by the hand and gave me the shush sign as she led me to the kitchen. As we entered the kitchen, she turned and started kissing me, as she backed up to the counter. I pulled the rope on her robe, it fell open, she wasn't wearing anything underneath it, she was so sexy, she had a hard body, not much titts, but they were almost a hand full, but she did have pencil eraser nipples, and I love that. As I took in her body, she pushed my shorts all the way down. As she stood back up I picked her up and set her on the counter. I spread her legs and saw that beautiful pussy and started running my finger up and down it. She pulled my close whispered to me, "fuck me with that big hard cock, I want to feel you deep inside me"... I didn't need to be asked twice, I grabbed her ass and pulled her pussy to the edge of the counter top and sunk my cock all the way into her in one motion. She let out a whimper and sigh and started kissing me again as I started to fuck her with all that I had. I usually can go several minutes before I cum, but this was so HOTT and risky I was about to cum after 5-6 minutes. She could tell I was going to cum soon, and whispered to me to cum deep inside her, she wanted to feel my cum deep in her pussy. That was all it took, I started cumming harder than I have ever came before. We kept kissing and rubbing all over each others bodies until my cock slipped out of her hot wet pussy. She dropped off of the counter and closed her robe and tied it. As I pulled up my shorts she leaned into me and said thank you, that was awesome and told me that Joe was going on a business trip the next week and that I would have to come over while he was gone. I kissed her again and told her that nothing would keep me away. She then asked me if I was hungry and started cooking some breakfast. I went and sat at the table and she had just gave me a cup of coffee when Joe walked in and grabbed her and gave her a big kiss. We all had breakfast like nothing had happened.

The next week I spent several nights at Joe's house fucking Jamie 3-4 times each night. She called me this morning and told me she was pregnant, and that she hasn't fucked anybody but me in the last 2 months!