My wife was being a total cunt that night so I decided to walk down the street to the Bar. I was at the end of the bar on a stool and was on my seventh or eighth beer when this big fat guy sat on the stool next to me. He introduced himself as Jimmy and offered to buy me another beer. I let him. Pretty soon his hand was resting on my leg. I didn't give a fuck at this point. Then he slid his hand up a little and gently squeezed my inner thigh. "You kind of like that, don't you" he asked. I shrugged. I was pretty wasted at this point so when he asked if I wanted to see his RV in the parking lot I said okay. It was a small 20 foot job with a couch, a sink and a small bathroom. I told him it was nice and before I could get to the door he pushed me onto the couch. When I asked what he was doing he said he was going to suck my cock then fuck me. I only heard suck my cock. He knelt in front of me and pulled my pants off. My cock was already about half hard for some reason. I never thought of myself as gay but was intrigued at what a blowjob from a man would feel like. He was an expert. He took my entire cock in his mouth and when I said I was cumming he didn't pull his mouth off like my wife does. When I said that I felt a finger being shoved into my asshole. Wow. What a fucking feeling. I came harder than I ever had. He sucked me dry and I thought we were done. He had other plans.

He stood up and stripped. His big belly hung over his cock. I looked at it and was impressed. It was bigger soft than mine is hard. He straddled me on the couch so his cock was at my lips and said to get him hard. In my drunken state I opened my mouth and let him put his cock in. It was soft and warm and I was getting into it when he started to cum. I was surprised to say the least and not grossed out like I had imagined I'd be. I took it all but he didn't pull his cock out of my mouth but said to keep him hard. I sucked him for about five more minutes when he stood up and pulled me to the floor. He turned me over so I was kneeling over the couch. He knelt behind me and I felt his cock push its way into my asshole. It stung like a bitch and I told him I couldn't do it. He just said that's okay and pushed in a little more. Before long he had his cock all the way in me and was fucking me. The pain subsided and I was starting to enjoy it. He fucked me hard then soft then hard again and I felt my cock. It was hard. I guess I must really like this I thought. He finally said he was gonna cum and what was left of his jizz ended up inside my ass. He finally pulled out and I got dressed. By the time I walked home my underpants was soaked with his cum. I walked straight into the bathroom and washed them out in the sink. I put them at the bottom of the hamper, took a shower and went to bed. The bitch was none the wiser and now I spend nearly every Friday night at the bar and have spent many of them in Jerry's RV. Now I don't mind it when the wife is a total cunt.