I had a brief affair with my relish teacher when I was a freshman in high school. I never told anyone not even my best friend whom I didn’t trust anyway for over three decades. It accidentally came out to a girl yeah knows and had the teacher as we reminisced about or annoying city. I also had it leak out to my shrink.

I could care less what people think about me but I’m no victim. Who wouldn’t want the hottest, most attractive woman seducing you? It’s why the hypocrisy and fake outrage these years is so laughable. It’s always happened and it’s usually the hot English teacher. She was 26 years my senior but fine by me. I had my Mrs. Robinson early. I’m thankful for it despite failing j was a virgin with my loser friends for years because I used to be shy. My English teacher wasn’t the only older woman.

I slept with a nurse when 17 and went down on her in the doctor’s office almost getting caught. She clearly didn’t mine my aggressiveness. I figure my first a few years before brought out this brashness, I now prefer older women even though I’m in my mid 40s now so anything near my age or a bit older works fine. Thankfully, my English teacher taught me well.