I'm Jake Hedden of Lincoln (just a pseudonym, not my real name). I've been cheating on my wife and I feel really guilty about it. The thought of being caught gets me off though so i am confessing here . I'm also a terrible driver and apologize for riding your ass. I finally realized that I should just calm the fuck down on the road because my house isn't going anywhere. I'm full of rage because I'm upset with my lot in life.