You know or may not believe me but I am not lying when I say this..I have barrack Obama a blowjob.. Let me explain I’m a ex employee from the Whitehouse (I quit because Obama wasn’t the president anymore) one day while I was working my job as the cleaning lady I accidentally lost my tooth Mr Obama saw it happen and tried to help me. I said that I was okay so we laughed it off and I somehow made a joke or something like “I bet you can fit your penis into my tooth gap” little did I know I heard this fly undo and I gasped I never expected mr Obama to do this. Obama pulled his dick out and said “well why don’t we give it a try~” as the good worker trying to earn more money for me and my family (aka 7 ferrets) I would do anything for some extra cash so i sucked and sucked on it. In the end I only got a $2 raise