I'm 1 8 and at night time when everyone's asleep I usually go down stairs and go through all the dirty washing because my mums collects the dirty washing at night then washes it in to morning so I sneak a pair up to my room and i start sniffing them and sucking them whilst wanking then I wear them and wank in them so I jizz all inside them then clean as much of it up as possible then put them back because there going to get washed anyway can't decide whether I like it or not but I always do it coz I get so horny then after I've wanked I think to my self wtf have I just done... When I'm home alone i go in her room and wear her clothes.. Such as thongs, bra, tights, high heels, then a skirt and then a hot outfit coz she has a lot of sexy outfits then i put her lipstick on and makeup, eyeliner etc.. Have a wank whilst dressed as a woman and I also get her dildo and start sucking that coz I sometimes get the thrive to suck a cock.. I also taste her pussy on the solid aswell then I put it all back then have a shower... When I've also been home alone I've put her dildo in my ass whilst wanking to gay porn,. I've also used things like carrots and bananas (a lot) to pleasure my ass.. I've sniffed my friends sister knickers when I was at his house smelt good! She 18-19... I wanked over pictures of my mum, I've wanked over my step mum a lot and I always wank over my 21 year old cousin who is SO FIT!! I also have a dog as whilst it was sleepy I was kissing and licking it's lips like its a pussy then jizzed.. I've also put dog food on my dick then let it lick it and I've also done the same with my cats feels nice because it's brissly.. When I was younger I used to lie down when my nan was cooking and look up her skirt she obviously knew but she never said anything... I've sniffed my step moms panties who is fit as fuck but not dirty jut clean not had to chance to yet same with my step sister but I've also sniffed her dirty was, but that's was years ago coz I was like 11 and I can't remember the smell.. I've wanked over my aunt a few times and I've wanked over a guy across the road coz i would love to just get fucked by loads of men or atleast suck a guys cock... I watch a lot if gay porn... I've used butter and yoghurts and other random crap from the kitchen to wank with.. I've also used this CILINDER thing and put that up my ass before.. I have once got this metal spatular and it has a nice metal rod on the end I took it in the shower with me and put in my ass whilst i watch gay porn .. I've put ear buds and the end of a hair brush up my ass aswell... I like also get a sandwich bag and put some kitchen oil in it so it's nice and slimy then put it on my dick then I put it between the sofa in the crack to it feels in having sex then I obviously cum inside the bag.. I also eat toilet roll coz I'm addicted to it, it tastes so good... Also when I was younger at night I used to pretend I was scared so I could sleep with my nan then go under the bed sheets with a little torch I got from a cereal box and state at the huge ass under the bed sheets.. When I get the chance I will always go hunting for horny shit in people's houses.. I was also on a job and there was 2 of us and he left and said he will be back in a hour to look at a job so I went around the garden on the house we were working at and I was looking for a hidden key to get into the house so I could find a dildo or some panties that I could have stolen but there was no key so I just had a wank in their back garden then cleaned it with a dust sheet.. I once found a vibrating cock ring in my moms draw so I started sucking it and wearing it felt nice... I'm actually a great deep throated coz I practice on my mums dildo her dildo is 8" inch and I get do the whole thing! When I get really horny I put celotape around my dick and make it so I can't have a wee then when i try to force wee out its feels great since the celotape is stopping it.. I also get string and tie it around my dick a lot and make it go purple.. I've drank my own wee before aswell and also got into a position when I was feeling horny and jizzed into my own mouth and swallowed it done that a few times... I've put my dick in yoghurts and fucked shampoo bottles whilst in the shower.. When I was younger I used to get a syringe and fill it with water and out it down my bellend yes DOWN my bellend! Felt great. You will be thinking this is all a troll but this is all true.. I'm annonomous so I just reveal all my secrets so you can all laugh but you don't know me so it's all good fun